Have a Flutter

It's that time of year again for the fairweather betters to brave the intimidating atmosphere of the turf accountant. Hoping to blend in with the regulars. Confused at the evils upon ordering "Fifty Pee on that red one with the silly name"
Check out the form and have a flutter. I usually go for one long and one short. This time it's Homer Wells (due to my love of John Irving) and Longshanks (any horse with shanks that long must be really good at jumping over hedges)